Greetings, Drivers & BuyCorp employees!
We interrupt this service with a message from the BuyCorp CEO, Jeff Sellmore:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Buy more stuff,
Or we’ll make you!
Woah that’s weird – there must be something in the air this week, even BuyCorp’s evil CEO is getting in on the lovey-dovey stuff! Or maybe someone’s slapped him with a ‘Be Mine’?